6/16/2019 0 Comments weekly lessonsHere are some things I've learned this last week (okay, this last month... don't judge. Life right?!)
1. Shiloh's newest comeback/insult is calling someone a "fricking cat"... as in "Jackson you are a fricking cat! Stop looking at me!". I think we may have some problems with our cat. 2. After watching the Waltons at my mom's house Jackson asked me if this show was made before or after the dinosaurs lived. Thank goodness that show is before my time. 3. We finally upgrade Shiloh from a trike to a real bike. It was getting a bit ridiculous with Jackson racing around on his two wheeler with Shiloh pedalling as fast as humanly possible beside him with her legs wide open or they would smack on the handles. And Harper not wanting to be left out ran around dragging the trike everywhere but her legs aren't quite long enough to pedal. 4. I need full facial protection when cutting my kids claws (aka toenails). They have a tendency to go flying when cut and nothing is more hilarious when they go in mom's nose or mouth. I don't dirty, twisted claws flying in my nose or mouth as funny as they do. 5. I think we order pizza little too much. The other day the kids played ''pizza delivery guy'' for about an hour. I was starving at the end of that hour. 6. Shiloh loves being the mom when they play family because "it's just so easy mom. You just tell people what to do and clean up. Its like the easiest job" Yep. Motherhood in a nutshell folks. 7. One of the benefits of having children eventually grow up is they supposedly become more helpful and start to look after themselves. A bit. Occasionally. The kids are ''supposed'' to bring their plates, cutlery and cups to the counter after meals. This happens about once a year but when it does it's great. One night Harper had a plate full of food to take and took the long way to the counter. Somehow when she got to the counter her plate was empty. Took me half an hour to figure out that she had dumped all her food and half her toys in the toilet. That was fun. 8. Saying anything is naked including any barbies, any dolls, talking about a sheep being sheared as naked, basically saying naked anything is absolutely hysterical to Jackson to the point he can't function for like half an hour. He also calls people ''nipples'' but usually can't get it out because he's laughing too hard. Oh and feel free to call him nuts. He will gladly tell you he isn't nuts but he has some and will show you if you are lucky. We are working on a few things. 9. I want to perma-freeze so many moments every day and have my kids never grow up. Except when Harper poops everywhere. I don't think I'm going to miss that.
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